when it’s nine in the afternoon
and your eyes are the size of brendon urie’s ass
And I thought, "BOY BAND ALBUM COVER."
And then whoops my hand slipped
so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick or treating but instead of saying “trick or treat” i’ll either scream or hiss “Bagginssssssssss, Shhhhhhhire” and then ransack their villages in my search for the One Ring
i was joking
oh dear god
HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU TERRORIZE
in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for
i will piss on your sofa
If you don’t like Elizabeth Swann you’re wrong.
Keira Knightley was 17 there
Yup Keira was 16/17 for the filming of the first Pirates movie and here I am at 20, and all I’ve done today is study chemistry, eat cookies and cry a lot.
i stopped loving her when shE BURNT THE FREAKING RUM
I didn’t realize Captain Jack Sparrow had a tumblr
Wait a second, am I tripping balls?
HELP I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING
Sometimes life is just beautiful.
there he go